meyer lemons

Well, Yogi has announced that she wants to host Christmas dinner, some time, and wants to learn how to cook a Turkey. Fortunately, cooking a turkey, chicken, goose, duck, pheasant, pigeon ... you get the idea, is all the same. Meanwhile, I cornered the last batch of Meyer lemons available so it's time to have a dinner party! Tonight's menu:

a chevre fondue, with baguette, to start followed by salad frisee a l'ail - both to be served with a Sauvignon Blanc. Then we move to a roast lemon chicken with herbs and roasted root vegetables, served with gravy (yes, a little out of place but we are practicing for Christmas), and a nice Pinot Noir. And for dessert? tart au citron.

Now, tonight Yogi and I will be cooking this together at her house for a guest so Yogi's shopping list is (and she promises to go local first):

4 shallots
2 heads of garlic
1 'log' of goat cheese - plain (like 3oz) - local of course
1/2 c of Gruyere (a chunk around 75-100g)
1 long baguette (for chevre and salad)
3 generous handfuls of salad frisee mix
2 thick slabs of bacon (so we could make 1cm chunk cubes with)
1 whole chicken
1 onion
4 carrots
2 stocks celery
either one large russet potatoe or two yukon gold the size of your fist and one turnip (let's be adventurous)
fresh herbs (rosemary and thyme)
lemons
4 c chicken stock

In the pantry you have: dijon mustard, red wine vinegar, olive oil, bay leaves, whole pepper corns, nutmeg, stick of butter, flour, salt

BUT FIRST A BEVERAGE

I love Meyer lemons - it reminds me of growing up in CA. So, while we make dinner tonight we will be drinking Vij's Ginger Lemon drink which I just made a batch of. It consists of:

1/2 c fresh lemon juice (3-4 normal lemons or 8-10 meyer lemons)
1/4c fresh ginger juice (about 4oz)
5 tbsp sugar
6 bottles sparkling water (like Pellegrino)

this is a labour of love but the concentrate will keep in the fridge for 3-4 days or 1 month in the freezer:

. squeeze juice from lemons (discard solids) into a bowl
. peel the ginger and using a hand grater with small holes, grate ginger onto a cheese cloth. then ball and twist up the cheese cloth and squeeze the ginger solids so that the juice is captured in the bowl. Alternatively you can buy fresh ginger juice but nothing is better than fresh squeezed. Literally!
. add sugar to lemon/ginger juice and stir until dissolved (approx. 3 mins)
. divide among six glasses and add sparkling water

THE CHICKEN

ok, against everything you have been told, you should pull the bird out a couple of hours before you want to cook so that it comes up to room temp. Rinse with cold water. Pat dry. Sprinkle the cavity of the bird lightly with salt and put aside on the counter. You actually stuff the bird just before roasting but as we are just using lemon and herbs you can do that now. So, here goes:

1. stuff body cavity lightly - do NOT pack - and fasten the opening with skewers (if required) lace legs shut or as my mother might say "tuck leg tips into slits on either side of ass". Got to love Ellamae. After the legs are secured "tuck ass up under leg tips". Classic! Insert stuffing into wishbone (e.g. neck) cavity. Fasten neck skin to back with skewer (if required). Then lift wing tips up and over back for natural brace. If the wings stick out too much you can truss them closer to the body. Essentially when all this is done you will be staring at a bird that is seriously into bondage.
2. want a really golden bird? rub oil over the entire bird you can even sprinkle with paprika to doubly make sure it will be golden. I've even seen people stud butter underneath the skin. It's up to you.
3. I like to heat the oven/bbq to 425F then I turn it down to 350F once the bird is in the oven.
4. how long to cook? it's done when it's done but here are some gauges:

4-5lb Chicken 1 1/2 - 2 hours
6-8lb Turkey 3 1/2 - 4 hours

basically cook it until the internal temperature is 165-170 because we let it sit for 20 mins and it comes up another ten degrees.

Tonight we are going to stuff the carcass with lemon wedges and rosemary.

GRAVY

For each 1 cup of gravy you need 2 tbsp fat, 2 tbsp of flour and 1 cup liquid (e.g. chicken stock, if you boiled potatoes for mashed potatoes you can use potatoe water too). The hard part is eyeballing how much fat you have. As a cheat my mom would also put a few drops of "Kitchen Bouquet" in to make it really brown. Oooohhh, if she were alive to see me revealing her secrets. Ouch. So, for you Yogi, we will make gravy a science:

1. remove chicken to a carving platter
2. pour off fat and measure the amount needed and put it back in the roasting pan
3. add level tablespoons of flour to the fat and stir together to make the roux (smooth paste) and 'cook' the flour until bubbly
4. stir in a little cold liquid first, slowly, stirring and scraping and watch the sauce thicken
5. bring up to temp (boiling) then serve

ROAST VEGETABLES

This is going to be dead easy - chop up potatoes, turnips, carrots, garlic, shallots. Toss in olive oil, add some fresh herbs, s&p and set aside. They'll take 45-60 mins to cook at 350F so we will add them towards the end of cooking the chicken.

CHEVRE FONDUE

This is enough to serve 6 people as an appetizer:

1/4 c dry white wine
1 tbsp finely minced shallots
1 clove garlic, mashed or pressed
6 oz mild goat cheese
1 1/2 oz Gruyere, grated
1 tsp dijon mustard
2 tbsp fresh thyme leaves
1 tbsp butter
s&p

. in a heavy saucepan heat the wine, shallots and garlic. simmer until reduced in half.
. add the cheeses and simmer stirring often until the cheeses have melted.
. fold in the mustard, thyme and butter
. season with s&p and serve with warm bread for dipping
. for a dinner party you can make this in advance, put in ramekins and refrigerate. Then when guests arrive pop it into the microwave to quickly reheat before putting out.

SALADE FRISEE A L'AIL

This serves 3-4 for salad

1 tbsp dijon mustard
1 tbsp red wine vinegar
2-3 tbsp oil
generous handful of frisee mixture per person
2 oz slab of bacon cut into cubes (like 1-2cm)
2 large slices of artisan bread
2 garlic cloves, finely minced

. make the vinaigrette at the bottom of your large salad bowl (mustard, vinegar, oil)
. put the salad greens on top but do NOT toss yet
. render the bacon starting in a cold skillet, warming over medium heat. stir frequently. when some fat has started to coat the bottom of the skillet add the bread cubes. stir the bread cubes until brown (approx. 5 mins).
. at the last minute, add the garlic for a quick toss
. pout the bacon, croutons, and garlic over greens. Give a gentle toss to the salad and plate.

WHAT ARE WE DOING TONIGHT

. well, I'm going to arrive at 4'ish with our beverages and our lemon tarts
. first we are going to wash the chicken and stuff it and set it aside
. then we are going to prep the veggies and set aside
. we are going to make the vinaigrette in the bowl and put the lettuce on top and set aside. meanwhile we will prep the bacon, garlic and croutons and set aside
. we will turn the oven on for the chicken
. by now our guest will have arrived so we will open the sauvignon blanc (which we will use in the fondue) and make the fondue asking our guest to cut the baguette (people love to help)
. about 2 hours before we want to eat we will pop the chicken into the oven
. still nibbling on fondue and drinking
. about an hour before we want to eat we will pop the veg in the oven
. if people are getting too drunk we can eat the salad now
. about 30 mins before we want to eat we will pull the chicken out and make gravy
. then pull the veg out and pour the pinot into our well loved glasses
. I'll show you how to carve a bird. plate and go.
. finally dessert!

... but you're not done Yogi.

CHICKEN STOCK

hah! Told you - time to make homemade chicken stock.

. throw that chicken carcass in a pot and pour cold water over top until it is covered by 1-2 inches of water. put it over high heat.
. meanwhile 'rough cut' 1 large onion, 2 carrots, 2 stalks celery, maybe a leek
. prepare your bouquet garni: sprigs of thyme, rosemary, bay leaf, a dozen peppercorns and salt
. after ten minutes, foam will appear on the top of the water in the stock pot, use a ladle to skim this off as it appears (it makes the stock bitter and cloudy).
. once the chicken water has come to a boil add your veg and bouquet garni and turn the temp down to simmer and simmer over low for a couple of hours.
. turn off heat. allow to cool to room temp.
. strain the liquid until a bowl and then put into containers and freeze.
. Voila! Chicken stock. Now, really, how hard was that?

OK, I'm heading over now. Good luck!

superbowl "slaw"

Hello Ladies! I know that we certainly will not be watching the Superbowl but that doesn't mean we can't think about meals we would have on sports night. I mean, really, Mr. P needs nourishment while watching snooker! So, tonight's meal is:

bbq'd sausages with radicchio smoked coleslaw and home fries. A big bold California Zin will pair beautifully with the grilled foods and the smoked slaw.

Yes, I said bbq. Guys dig the danger of fire, bracing against the elements to sear flesh for the women folk. Hah!

Today's shopping list is:

• Oyama Sausages - as you have both been to bbq's at my house I don't need to explain why.
• russet potatoes (1 potatoe for two people) or large yukon gold
  
• onions
• 1 head radicchio - size of your fist
• 1 head cabbage - red, napa, green, whatever
• carrots
• green onions
  
• buns for the sausages - again, go local!
• lemon
• secret ingredient: smoked, sweet, spanish paprika*
• one bottle zinfandel - beer for the boys
  

* tNb you should be able to find this in Portugal as it is found in many spanish dishes. Yogi, look for a brand called La Chinata. The product looks like this and make sure it is sweet.

I assume in the pantry you have: dijon, sugar, mayonnaise, salt, pepper, condiments for your sausages, butter, olive oil, flour, eggs, sour cream.

Today's local items:

• Chez Stucco-low: carrots
• BC: sausages, buns, radicchio, red cabbage, russet potatoes
  
• WA: onions
• CA: green onions, lemon
  

Right then, we are going to make the salad, turn the bbq on, start the potatoes, grill our food and hopefully have everything on the table within an hour.

THE SLAW

Coleslaw is dead easy to make. Chop up lots of things and add a very simple dressing of mayo and lemon. The basic dressing is:

1 tbsp dijon mustard
1 tsp sugar
3/4 c mayo
juice of half a lemon
s & p

to spice it up add:

1 tsp smoked sweet paprika
or
use apple cidar vinegar instead of lemon and add blue cheese for interesting flavor change
or
add an apple and pecans to the recipe above
or
add raisins ... you get the idea

Make the dressing in a separate container and only use what you need to cover the cabbages. I don't like my slaw swimming.

Slice the green onions, cabbage, and radicchio into a bowl. Grate the carrot. Pour a little sauce over, add s&p, toss and set aside.

THE POTATOES

As you have seen me do - normally I cheat by chopping up potatoes, whole garlic cloves, onions, put in a metal dish, pour olive oil over top, toss and throw on the bbq to roast. But, because you are learning how to cook we have three potatoe options: home fries, latkes, baked.

Yogi, go fire up the bbq.

Home Fries (serves 4)

2 tbsp olive oil
1 yellow onion*, sliced thin
1 lb potatoes, please no peeling
s&p

* if you like roasted onions on your sausages make this 2-3 large sweet onions

. step one - Yogi, did you turn the bbq on high so that you can cook off the previous crap?
. In a large, heavy skillet (preferable cast iron but doesn't have to be), over medium heat pour in the olive oil. Add the thinly sliced onions and saute until golden brown (about 20 minutes). If you have cast iron, screw the stove top, turn the oven on to 425F, toss the onions in olive oil and a pinch of sugar (like 1 tsp) and roast in the oven, stirring occasionally until nicely caramelized (this can take 40 mins or more depending on how many onions).
. step two - Yogi, check the bbq - has it now reached max temp? please turn the burners down to low.
. in a separate pot, boil your potatoes in salted water until partially cooked (roughly 15 mins). Drain and cool. Then cut into wedges.
. step three - Yogi, go put the sausages on the bbq. Remember, do not turn the sausages until the bbq 'releases' the meat. If you pull and it sticks it is not ready to be turned.
. push to one side the onions in your pan and start frying the potatoes cut side down until brown and crusty.


Latkes (makes a dozen)

2 tbsp olive oil
1 lb potatoes
1 onion, finely chopped
2 tbsp flour
1 egg lightly beaten

. heat oven to 450F
. brush a baking sheet with 1 tbsp oil
. grate the potatoes into a large bowl then add the onion, flour, salt, pepper, eggs and a tbsp of oil. toss and mix well (I use my hands).
. Yogi, go turn down the burners on the bbq to low.
. drop rounded spoonfuls onto the baking sheets, press down to make 'patties'.
. Yogi, go put the sausages on the grill.
. bake 10 minutes or until golden brown on the bottom. flip the latkes and then bake another 5 minutes or until brown.
. serve with sour cream and/or sprinkle leftover chopped green onion on top.

Baked Potatoe

. can't believe I'm doing this...
. rub the outside of your russet potatoes with a bit of oil (I like crispy skins)
. prick it with a fork in several places*
. bake in the oven at 400F on the oven rack or directly on the grill (rotating) for 45 - 60 minutes
. serve with sour cream and left over green onions from the slaw

* my dad, the engineer, never pricked a potatoe in his life. When I did it he asked: have you ever seen a potatoe explode? I thought "no" because I always pricked the potatoe. Who knows. If you want the element of danger than don't prick and see what happens. Live on the edge.

THE BBQ

Yup, it snowed again and I am asking you to use your bbq. It is completely acceptable to bbq all year round in Vancouver. It is a badge of honor and Yogi if you start practicing now you will be ready when 'bbq season' begins for the rest of the city.

You have the steps in the bbq book so just remember: get it really hot, turn down to low, add meat and turn when the meat is ready to be turned. It takes approximately 20-25 minutes to cook sausages on the grill over low heat. I also like to toast the buns for a minute or two at the very end.

Or, if you have guests over - you make the coleslaw before they arrive. Put out a selection of cheeses that goes well with Zin like Manchego, Smoked Gouda or Peppered Goat Cheese. You make the potatoes while they do the bbq'ing. Together you make dinner, drink zinfandel, chat about the insanity of bbq'ing in the snow and have a giggle that you are not watching the aging Bruce Springsteen at half time.

Bon Appétit!